{"id":5758,"date":"2009-11-02T16:07:29","date_gmt":"2009-11-02T21:07:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=5758"},"modified":"2009-11-02T16:07:29","modified_gmt":"2009-11-02T21:07:29","slug":"dumbass-of-the-day-trick-or-treat-meets-goldilocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/11\/02\/dumbass-of-the-day-trick-or-treat-meets-goldilocks\/","title":{"rendered":"Dumbass of the Day: Trick or Treat meets Goldilocks!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What do you get when you combine a holiday tradition and a fairy tale over in Rockingham County?<\/p>\n<p>Hint: You know it&#8217;s going to be a funny story when the last line is &#8220;Alcohol was a contributing factor in this incident&#8221;. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>From our friends over at the Rockingham County (NC) Sheriff&#8217;s Department&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Reported: October 31, 2009 at 10:06 p.m.<br \/>\nLocation of incident: 670 Belton Road in Stoneville<br \/>\nVictims: Harold James Davis, 35, of 670 Belton Road<br \/>\n              Amanda Evans, 20, of 670 Belton Road<br \/>\nReporting officer: Deputy Mike Edwards<br \/>\nReporting person: Justin Hickman, 27, of 664 Belton Road<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Davis reported he and Miss Evans had returned home from taking kids \u201ctrick or treating\u201d. When they entered the residence, they found a man asleep on the couch. One of the kids saw the man and started screaming, causing the man to wake up and leave. As he walked outside, Mr. Davis asked his neighbor to follow the man while he further searched his residence to make sure no one else was there. <\/p>\n<p>Deputy Johnny Flynn responded to the incident and was able to locate the suspect as he was being followed by Mr. Hickman. The suspect was taken into custody and charged with Breaking and Entering the residence. Apparently, residents failed to lock their door before leaving. Nothing was determined stolen or disturbed. <\/p>\n<p>Rogelio Bahena Bahena, 27, of 938 Galloway Street was given a bond of $20,000 and is also held as a detainee for INS. Alcohol was a contributing factor in this incident. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>We needed a story like this to get our mind off politics, and it worked! <\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you get when you combine a holiday tradition and a fairy tale over in Rockingham County?<\/p>\n<p>Hint: You know it&#8217;s going to be a funny story when the last line is &#8220;Alcohol was a contributing factor in this incident&#8221;. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p> [&#8230;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20,33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-newscentral","category-rockingham-county-nc","odd"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pwqFk-1uS","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6393,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/02\/08\/dumbass-of-the-day-28\/","url_meta":{"origin":5758,"position":0},"title":"Dumbass of the Day! (2\/8)","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"February 8, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"What do you do if you're frustrated because you don't have power at your house? Give some utility workers the finger and throw tree limbs in the road! From our friends at the Rockingham County (NC) Sheriff's Department... 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It seems that we were premature in sticking the Fail\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;NewsCentral&quot;","block_context":{"text":"NewsCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/newscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5103,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/08\/24\/rockingham-county-sheriffs-office-still-busters\/","url_meta":{"origin":5758,"position":3},"title":"Rockingham County Sheriff&#8217;s Office: Still-Busters!","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"August 24, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"What happens when you have a liquor still on your back porch? Dumbasses. Like father, like son. From our friends at the Rockingham County Sheriff's Office... (Madison, NC) - - Narcotics detectives with the Sheriff\u2019s Office went to 571 Planters Road after receiving information about marijuana plants growing outside and\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;NewsCentral&quot;","block_context":{"text":"NewsCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/newscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5809,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/11\/12\/dumbass-of-the-day-1112\/","url_meta":{"origin":5758,"position":4},"title":"Dumbass of the Day! (11\/12)","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"November 12, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"The signs say \"Road Closed\" for a reason. Our friends from the Rockingham County (NC) Sheriff's Office send us these photo of a car that failed to obey the \"Road Closed\" signs during the flooding. Yep, that's a dumbass.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;NewsCentral&quot;","block_context":{"text":"NewsCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/newscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5782,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/11\/07\/one-dead-two-wounded-in-eden-shooting\/","url_meta":{"origin":5758,"position":5},"title":"One dead, two wounded in Eden shooting","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"November 7, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Here's a way to make your overnight patrol shift eventful... From our friends at the Eden (NC) police department... 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