{"id":5681,"date":"2009-10-24T15:49:32","date_gmt":"2009-10-24T19:49:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=5681"},"modified":"2009-10-24T15:49:32","modified_gmt":"2009-10-24T19:49:32","slug":"the-clown-car-combustion-caper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/10\/24\/the-clown-car-combustion-caper\/","title":{"rendered":"The Clown Car Combustion Caper!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because &#8220;Gas Station Fire&#8221; just isn&#8217;t as funny of a headline! But now it&#8217;s time to get serious on a serious matter<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www2.godanriver.com\/gdr\/news\/local\/danville_news\/article\/danville_man_burned_in_gas_station_fire\/14923\" target=\"_blank\">Danville man burned in gas station fire<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s skip the idiocy of starting the vehicle over a puddle of gas. (Dumbasses!) 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