Open letter to userfriendly<\/a>.<\/p>\nYep, we’ve poked and had multiple ThreadSpottings about granny<\/strong>, but she finally hits a home run (without Jason Parker stacking the team with his kid) by telling Bob Meeks<\/del> userfriendly<\/strong> to shove it up his “statist” ass.<\/p>\nNow, one can’t go running off one of HT’s favorite trolls, can one? Nope, it only takes an hour for both Ms. ras<\/strong> to remind her not to run off the nutcases that are fun to point and laugh at<\/del> members. <\/p>\nFour minutes later (how did they post just four minutes apart? Wonder Twin Powers, Activate!), Mr. dtalbott<\/strong> YELLS WORDS OF WISDOM IN ALL CAPS JUST TO BE LOUD and says that the right of free speech’s corollary is the right to freely ignore. <\/p>\nm<\/strong>ill<\/del>w<\/strong>orker<\/del> buzzes in with his endorsement of He Who Lost To Kim White 26% to 74% in 2003, and now the scoreboard gets very confusing. We’ve got one vote for “Get out!”, one vote for “Not so fast”, one vote for “I think he’s quite rational” and one vote for “Ugh. Not this crap again.” Although we would clearly endorse “Not this crap again” in this election, we hate to not agree with “Get out!”.<\/p>\nUnfortunately, those election results have been declared moot because none of the people mentioned have figured out that Mr. friendly<\/strong> is an internet troll who won’t even open the thread that has his name on it. granny<\/strong> loses and userfriendly<\/strong> wins yet again. The circle of trollery shall continue. Hilarity lives on to ensue another day.<\/p>\n(Thanks to the three readers who sent that thread in as a ThreadSpotting submission!)<\/p>\n
UPDATE #1: Nobody will comment or even admit to this ThreadSpotting’s existence, but the referral logs show that lots of people are sending Not-So-Private-Messages about it. 14 click-throughs have came from NSPM’s from that message board.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Sometimes when a head asplodes, it’s for the forces of good.<\/p>\n
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