{"id":5378,"date":"2009-09-22T12:27:26","date_gmt":"2009-09-22T16:27:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=5378"},"modified":"2009-09-22T12:27:26","modified_gmt":"2009-09-22T16:27:26","slug":"dumbass-of-the-day-922","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/09\/22\/dumbass-of-the-day-922\/","title":{"rendered":"Dumbass of the Day! (9\/22)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This gives a new meaning to &#8220;It&#8217;s lost in the mail!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s head up to Massachusetts for this one&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.masslive.com\/chicopeeholyoke\/republican\/index.ssf?\/base\/news-23\/1253607682120040.xml&#038;coll=1\" target=\"_blank\">Ex-postal worker admits DVD thefts<\/a><\/p>\n<p>50 to 100 per week? Sheesh. 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