{"id":5246,"date":"2009-09-07T19:03:56","date_gmt":"2009-09-07T23:03:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=5246"},"modified":"2009-09-07T19:03:56","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T23:03:56","slug":"jeff-oakes-appeals-his-computer-trespass-conviction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/09\/07\/jeff-oakes-appeals-his-computer-trespass-conviction\/","title":{"rendered":"Jeff Oakes appeals his &#8220;computer trespass&#8221; conviction."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SouthsideCentral has one word about this development&#8230;&#8221;WHY?!?!?!&#8221;   <\/p>\n<p>In related news, John Greenbacker is probably making plans for a luxurious vacation.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gazettevirginian.com\/news\/news\/court-cases\/1179-former-sheriff-appeals-conviction.html\" target=\"_blank\">Former Sheriff Appeals Conviction<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Um&#8230; yeah. The only person that&#8217;s going to win on this is John Greenbacker. 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