{"id":5202,"date":"2009-09-03T10:53:14","date_gmt":"2009-09-03T14:53:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=5202"},"modified":"2009-09-03T10:53:14","modified_gmt":"2009-09-03T14:53:14","slug":"help-wanted-middle-school-traffic-director-salary-71232","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/09\/03\/help-wanted-middle-school-traffic-director-salary-71232\/","title":{"rendered":"Help wanted: Middle school traffic director. Salary: $71,232"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our sources have spotted a high-ranking Halifax County Public School administrator hard at work. It&#8217;s too bad that he&#8217;s getting paid $71,232 to direct traffic.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Frosty Owens has been directing traffic in the Halifax County Middle School parking lot. Although we&#8217;re glad that HCPS administration have been spotted in public actually doing productive work, shouldn&#8217;t the job of directing traffic fall to someone who&#8217;s getting appropriately paid for that job?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8230; or lets change Frosty Owens&#8217; job title to Supervisor of Secondary Education and Parking Attendant? Perhaps Melanie Stanley will substitute for Owens on the days he has to make decisions? Maybe there needs to be a new &#8220;Frosty Owens Academy Of Parking Lot Patrolling&#8221; created? <\/p>\n<p>Attention: Paul Stapleton. The last &#8220;create a new academy&#8221; idea was a joke. Please don&#8217;t get any ideas from that. The part about Melanie Stanley being the part-time parking patroller was serious, however. 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