{"id":5103,"date":"2009-08-24T23:03:33","date_gmt":"2009-08-25T03:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=5103"},"modified":"2009-08-24T23:03:33","modified_gmt":"2009-08-25T03:03:33","slug":"rockingham-county-sheriffs-office-still-busters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/08\/24\/rockingham-county-sheriffs-office-still-busters\/","title":{"rendered":"Rockingham County Sheriff&#8217;s Office: Still-Busters!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What happens when you have a liquor still on your back porch? Dumbasses. Like father, like son.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>From our friends at the Rockingham County Sheriff&#8217;s Office&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>(Madison, NC) &#8211; &#8211; Narcotics detectives with the Sheriff\u2019s Office went to 571 Planters Road after receiving information about marijuana plants growing outside and behind a gray building. As investigators approached the area, they located two marijuana plants with a combined weight of about 22 pounds. They also discovered liquor still on the back porch of the residence in plain view. Inside the residence, there were seven jars of non-tax paid liquor, marijuana seeds and a smoking pipe.<\/p>\n<p>David Ezekiel Kennedy, 20, of 571 Planters Road was charged with Manufacturing Marijuana.<\/p>\n<p>David Michael Kennedy, father of David Ezekiel and a resident of 571 Planters Road was charged with Possession of Equipment Intended for use in the Manufacturing of Non Tax Paid Alcohol, and Possession of Non Tax Paid Alcoholic Beverage. <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>What&#8217;s that? You say you want to see a photo of the still? It&#8217;s Instant Request Time!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img16.imageshack.us\/img16\/1135\/stillphoto.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Pretty complicated setup for a couple of dumbasses, eh? \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What happens when you have a liquor still on your back porch? Dumbasses. 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This is the Bethlehem Church Road Boat Landing (across from Lynrock Golf Course) in Eden NC This is off Rt. 863 (Berry Hill Rd.) about one mile past the VA\/NC border","rel":"","context":"In &quot;NewsCentral&quot;","block_context":{"text":"NewsCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/newscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4774,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/07\/24\/project-lifesaver-comes-through-again\/","url_meta":{"origin":5103,"position":1},"title":"Project Lifesaver comes through again&#8230;","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"July 24, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"...this time in Rockingham County, NC. On Wednesday, July 22nd around 12:30 in the afternoon, an Alzheimer\u2019s patient had walked away from his home on Ellisboro Rd. 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