{"id":5043,"date":"2009-08-16T15:52:47","date_gmt":"2009-08-16T19:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=5043"},"modified":"2009-08-16T15:52:47","modified_gmt":"2009-08-16T19:52:47","slug":"jail-fail-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/08\/16\/jail-fail-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Jail Fail&#8221; Fail."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When we get something wrong, we have no problem mocking ourselves at our own Fail. We&#8217;ve got no regrets in announcing our own Fail on this one.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/08\/12\/jail-fail\/\" target=\"_blank\">We declared the attempted hanging in the Rockingham County jail as a Fail<\/a>. It seems that we were premature in sticking the Fail tag on the guy&#8217;s attempt.<\/p>\n<p>From the Rockingham County (NC) Sheriff&#8217;s Department&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>On August 11th, Detective Steve Perkins obtained a warrant for James Michael Younger. The warrant was for the offense Indecent Liberties with Child and was served on that same date. A bond of $1,000,000 secured was set and Younger was incarcerated in the Rockingham County Detention Facility. <\/p>\n<p>On August 12th, Younger attempted to take his own life by hanging. Detention personnel became aware of his attempt, and immediately removed him from further injury. He was given immediate assistance and was transported by emergency medical services to a hospital. As Sheriff\u2019s detectives began their investigation of the incident, Younger was being treated for injuries sustained in the incident. <\/p>\n<p>On August 14th shortly before 6 p.m. James Michael Younger, 52, of 491 Matrimony Road in Eden, died from the injuries he inflicted on himself in the hanging attempt.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Our Fail was a Fail. One less child pervert in this region is not a Fail. <\/p>\n<p>Happy Trails, Mr. Pervert.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When we get something wrong, we have no problem mocking ourselves at our own Fail. 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Hanging yourself in jail or failing to hang yourself in jail? From our friends at the Rockingham County (NC) Sheriff's Office... Shortly after 4 p.m. this evening, an inmate attempted to take his own life by hanging. He was not successful. Detention personnel became aware of an emergency\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;NewsCentral&quot;","block_context":{"text":"NewsCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/newscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":8187,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/02\/11\/the-law-doesnt-apply-to-me\/","url_meta":{"origin":5043,"position":1},"title":"The law doesn&#8217;t apply to me.","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"February 11, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Or something like that. Hoo boy, it's \"Make Your Own Grand Jury\" over in Rockingham County, NC. Anti-government movement hits Rockingham County As usual, words fail me when it comes to abject stupidity like this. Now you might just wonder how an elected School Board member gets involved in something\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;NewsCentral&quot;","block_context":{"text":"NewsCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/newscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5435,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/09\/30\/eden-police-department-getting-it-done\/","url_meta":{"origin":5043,"position":2},"title":"Eden Police Department &#8211; Getting it done!","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"September 30, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"This is the way to stop stupid-ass fake bomb threats to the high school... Monday morning around 7:50 AM, the Rockingham County 911 center received a telephone bomb threat regarding Morehead High School. Well, you know the drill. 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