Don’t you just hate it when your ovaries break off and they become a potential choking hazard? I can’t publish this posting without a quote from the recall notice…<\/p>\n
If the plush uterus is being used by a young child, please remove it immediately.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
That’s advice that every parent should follow, people. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Thanks go to Neal Boortz’s “Boortz Blast” for pointing out this bizarre one.<\/p>\n
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