The bus doesn\u2019t stop at Coleman MarketPlace<\/a><\/p>\nI’m not sure where the news-worthiness of this story is… maybe it was a very slow news day. Anyway, if you don’t want to drive and the city is legally unable to run a bus to the front door of the business that you wish to go to, tough crap. <\/p>\n
It’s a shame that the Register & Bee shut the commenting down right as it was getting funny. If you start to learn the style of the regular posters, you just have to crack up at MrHaskinsOffice’s line about “RandyDandy and his leaky barrels of filth and pollution”. Bwahahahahahah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Pure Anger! Frustration! Outrage! Discrimination! Fat-Ass Bashing! Snarky Comments! This story’s got it all, folks.<\/p>\n
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