{"id":4982,"date":"2009-08-11T22:40:57","date_gmt":"2009-08-12T02:40:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=4982"},"modified":"2009-08-11T22:40:57","modified_gmt":"2009-08-12T02:40:57","slug":"golf-balls-stolen-in-eden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/08\/11\/golf-balls-stolen-in-eden\/","title":{"rendered":"Golf balls stolen in Eden!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We interrupt tonight&#8217;s news for a <del datetime=\"2009-08-12T02:34:21+00:00\">breaking<\/del> <del datetime=\"2009-08-12T02:34:21+00:00\">news<\/del> update from Eden NC! <\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>From the Eden NC Police Department blotter&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>On Sunday, August 9, 2009. The Dollar General reported a larceny from the business.  According to the reporting party, a white male was observed taking three golf balls from a shelf and exited the store without paying.  The suspect has been identified and the investigation continues. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>SouthsideCentral will continue to keep you informed on the status of this case and will not rest until the Golf Ball Bandit has been captured. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>(On a serious note, thanks to the Eden NC Police Department for sending SC their weekly information. Chief Reece Pyrtle and Lt. Tommy Frazier are in charge of a well-run operation who really care about their city. It&#8217;s cases like this that make me have sympathy for all of the crazy calls that they have to respond to.)<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We interrupt tonight&#8217;s news for a breaking news update from Eden NC! <\/p>\n<p> [&#8230;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[59,11,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eden-nc","category-humorcentral","category-newscentral","odd"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pwqFk-1im","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6295,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/01\/25\/rockingham-county-nc-road-flooding-photos\/","url_meta":{"origin":4982,"position":0},"title":"Rockingham County (NC) road flooding photos","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"January 25, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Thanks to the Rockingham County Sheriff's Department for sending out these photos... This is the Bethlehem Church Road Boat Landing (across from Lynrock Golf Course) in Eden NC This is off Rt. 863 (Berry Hill Rd.) about one mile past the VA\/NC border","rel":"","context":"In &quot;NewsCentral&quot;","block_context":{"text":"NewsCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/newscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5782,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/11\/07\/one-dead-two-wounded-in-eden-shooting\/","url_meta":{"origin":4982,"position":1},"title":"One dead, two wounded in Eden shooting","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"November 7, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Here's a way to make your overnight patrol shift eventful... From our friends at the Eden (NC) police department... On November 7, 2009 at approximately 2:28 a.m., two Eden Police Officers were investigating a suspicious vehicle behind The Hair Company located at 624 Monroe Street when they heard gunshots coming\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Eden NC&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Eden NC","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/eden-nc\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5958,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/12\/10\/a-rather-strange-request-for-a-loan\/","url_meta":{"origin":4982,"position":2},"title":"A rather strange request for a loan.","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"December 10, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Let's go over to Eden, NC for this bizarre police report... From our friends at the Eden NC police department... On Thursday, December 10, 2009 at approximately 3:10 a.m., Audry Dantuono of 345 Walter Chambers reported a burglary. According to the reporting party, she and her husband were asleep when\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Eden NC&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Eden NC","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/eden-nc\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":6477,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/03\/01\/dumbass-of-the-day-31\/","url_meta":{"origin":4982,"position":3},"title":"Dumbass of the Day! (3\/1)","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"March 1, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"I know you're not supposed to \"blame the victim\" in criminal cases, but this one makes it way too easy to do just that. From our friends over at the Eden (NC) police department... On Monday, February 22, 2010, Melissa Marie Craven of 1615 Ridge Avenue, Eden, N.C. reported that\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Eden NC&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Eden NC","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/eden-nc\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":6117,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/01\/04\/things-you-may-have-wanted-to-say\/","url_meta":{"origin":4982,"position":4},"title":"Things you may have wanted to say&#8230;","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"January 4, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm sure that all of us have actually wanted to say what's in this police report. From our friends at the Eden NC police department... 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