{"id":4763,"date":"2009-07-22T22:22:45","date_gmt":"2009-07-23T02:22:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=4763"},"modified":"2009-07-22T22:22:45","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T02:22:45","slug":"threadspotting-white-old-man-gone-well-damn-door-hit-you-lord-split-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/07\/22\/threadspotting-white-old-man-gone-well-damn-door-hit-you-lord-split-you\/","title":{"rendered":"ThreadSpotting: White. Old. Man. Gone. Well. Damn. Door. Hit. You. Lord. Split. You."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TheOther &#8220;leaves&#8221;. NoBody cares.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>HalifaxTalk: <a href=\"http:\/\/halifaxtalk.com\/phpBB\/viewtopic.php?t=9322\" target=\"_blank\">Later<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I missed this one. It looks like everybody else did too. Shame on the evil <strong>ru<\/strong><em>de<\/em><strong>kelly<\/strong> for driving our favorite Loud Music Avenger and <a href=\"http:\/\/halifaxtalk.com\/phpBB\/viewtopic.php?t=3702\" target=\"_blank\">Alleged Tire Flattener<\/a> off the message board. (How many times have we heard the &#8220;I&#8217;m Leaving&#8221;, folks?)<\/p>\n<p>Over\/Under: 20 days before he&#8217;s back. I&#8217;m taking the Under.<\/p>\n<p>(From multiple submissions&#8230; we love our readers!) <\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TheOther &#8220;leaves&#8221;. NoBody cares.<\/p>\n<p> [&#8230;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-threadcentral","odd"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pwqFk-1eP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4763\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}