{"id":4569,"date":"2009-07-07T23:18:31","date_gmt":"2009-07-08T03:18:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=4569"},"modified":"2009-07-07T23:18:31","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T03:18:31","slug":"horrible-timing-award","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/07\/07\/horrible-timing-award\/","title":{"rendered":"Horrible timing award!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SouthsideCentral got multiple suggestions about this one. It&#8217;s funny yet sad at the same time.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>From the (South Boston) News &#038; Record website&#8230;<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img34.imageshack.us\/img34\/4228\/abbdonation.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"Oops.\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Gee, bet those 69 people laid off would like their share of that money instead of it being donated to the Prizery, eh? 282.60 could have put food on the table. <\/p>\n<p>Perhaps the ABB Foundation will see how horrible that this looks and rectify the situation. Perhaps.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SouthsideCentral got multiple suggestions about this one. 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