{"id":4481,"date":"2009-07-04T14:00:22","date_gmt":"2009-07-04T18:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=4481"},"modified":"2009-07-04T14:00:22","modified_gmt":"2009-07-04T18:00:22","slug":"threadspotting-poke-poke-poke-poke-kaboom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/07\/04\/threadspotting-poke-poke-poke-poke-kaboom\/","title":{"rendered":"ThreadSpotting: Poke…poke…poke…poke… KABOOM!"},"content":{"rendered":"

We need cleanup on Aisle<\/del> Thread 9185!<\/p>\n

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HalifaxTalk: H & H Grocery Green Boxes<\/a><\/p>\n

duke_fan<\/strong> dares to play Words Have Meanings (America’s Fastest Growing Gameshow\u00ae) and says that Halifax County “Convenience Centers\u00ae” aren’t really Convenient\u00ae at all. He actually pays for Convenience\u00ae and gets Convenience\u00ae with his trash service in Hillsborough NC!<\/p>\n

After a few pokes at how ludicrous that the system can be for some people, Granny<\/strong>‘s head a splodes in a manner not seen since somebody said that the Dixie Youth All-Star picking process was flawed. (Ok, bad example, that was just a few weeks ago). <\/p>\n

Geez, there couldn’t be a bit of inherent bias on either of those topics, could there? Nah… of course not. If there had been, she’d have posted a preemptive disclaimer about being married to the guy that’s in charge of Halifax County’s waste disposal services. It would have been just like the one where she said she was married to the guy who did some of the All-Star picking.<\/p>\n

So THERE, you smarty-pants Hillsborough boy! Don’t you get ignorant on trash collecting! Go ride on your bumpy cement roads! Don’t you ever have your own opinion on anything government related! From now on, you’ll take your county services and you’ll like them! If she gets SICK to death again, we’re blaming it on you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We need cleanup on Aisle Thread 9185!<\/p>\n

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