Jeffress gets 100-game suspension<\/a><\/p>\nHe deserves a special mention as a Dumbass of the Day. Way to go, Jeremy. Here’s a second Dumbass for you because you deserve it.<\/p>\n
His baseball career is all but over now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Looks like Halifax County’s big baseball prospect didn’t learn the first time. Happy trails, Jeremy.<\/p>\n
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