Not only is it from today, it’s a local dumbass! <\/p>\n
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It was a quiet day at work. Too quiet. Then the Danville Police Department sent out a press release…<\/p>\n
On Monday June 22,2009 at approximately 8:13a.m. the Danville Fire Department responded to a fire call at 138 Oakwood Circle. While extinguishing the blaze firefighters saw indications of a marijuana growing operation. The Fire Marshal notified the Danville Police Department. A search warrant was obtained and served by members of the Police Department. Evidence was seized which led to charges against Barry Lee Earles, age 54. Earles is the resident of 138 Oakwood Circle.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Bwahahahahahahahaha! That story got me back into a good mood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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