Mr. Picard shall express SouthsideCentral’s views on this situation for us.<\/p>\n
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So you’ve got this $820,000,000 data center for the Department of Homeland Security down in Clarksville. ‘Tis a shame that the government has found one oh-so-minor security flaw in the design. Did we say minor? Get ready…<\/p>\n
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