Have you ever tried to scrape melted cheese from a burger and bun? It\u2019s almost impossible!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Oh the Horrors! It’s almost impossible, he tells you! Don’t let this happen to you! Think of the children! The terrorists have already won! <\/p>\n
I never thought I’d say this, but I’d rather read a column of “Beth Robertson Forwards Email Crap To The Readers That Don’t Have The Intrawebs!” instead of another episode “Sonny Hates Cheese”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This has to be a nominee for Worst. Column. Ever.<\/p>\n
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