{"id":4160,"date":"2009-06-09T14:00:48","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T18:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=4160"},"modified":"2009-06-09T14:00:48","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T18:00:48","slug":"dumbasses-of-the-day-69","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/06\/09\/dumbasses-of-the-day-69\/","title":{"rendered":"Dumbasses of the Day! (6\/9)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You could call this town Nedflandersville.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mndaily.com\/1997\/01\/17\/texas-town-says-goodbye-hello\" target=\"_blank\">Texas town says goodbye to &#8216;hello&#8217;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>In related news, we went to the beach last week and brought back some sheavens. 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