Ooh, a new trendy furniture store in trendy Chapel Hill ran by a C-list celebrity… but let’s get to the snark!<\/p>\n
Will she be selling second-hand, used up, worn out pieces that are no longer needed or respected by their former user? Or will she carry a line of refurbished, faux-finished attractive items that look good on first glance but tarnish quickly after a few uses?
\nI suppose she could also reserve a corner for remaindered books and home paternity tests.
\nI’m just sayin’<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Bwahahahahahaha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Yeah. I know this is a lame story, but there’s a snarky comment that makes it all worthwhile.<\/p>\n
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