Eden woman killed in scooter accident<\/a><\/p>\nDoes this qualify as a “Stupid Way To Die”?<\/p>\n
Oh yeah… it sure does.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
(With proper respects to the late Tom Heald…) 10:30 PM + Scooter + Alcohol – Chin Strap + Deer = SPLAT!<\/p>\n
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