Eden man faces charges in theft of water meter<\/a><\/p>\nExactly what can you do with a stolen water meter? What a dumbass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Once you see what he stole, you’ll have to wonder what in the hell he was going to do with it…<\/p>\n
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