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<\/p>\nOur Roving Reporters are great at finding Parking Jerks… even at Myrtle Beach!<\/p>\n
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You heard that right. It’s not Danville and it’s not at a Walmart! Let’s see what we have today…<\/p>\n
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Wow. This one has aggravating factors. Two spaces taken up and the rear end still hanging out. Of course in Myrtle Beach, there’s a lot of rear ends hanging out but we’re just talking about the vehicle too. And now, I get a chance to use one my favorite TV lines…<\/p>\n
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There’s already a note on the windshield! Bwahahahaha! Let’s go to the judges. It’s unanimous with chuckles at the windshield note.<\/p>\n
We’ve got ourselves a Parking Jerk of the Day!<\/p>\n
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Our Roving Reporters are great at finding Parking Jerks… even at Myrtle Beach!<\/p>\n
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