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<\/p>\nWe appreciate it when our SouthsideCentral readers go the extra mile and make it easy for the judges.<\/p>\n
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Fill in the blank. We’re at the _______ in ________.<\/p>\n
If you said “Walmart” & “Danville”, collect your winnings at the cashier window. Let’s see what we have today…<\/p>\n
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Now this is extremely helpful! Our submitter has conveniently pointed out that the nominee is clearly in a marked fire lane. They’ve even given them the quite correct name of “Ahole”.<\/p>\n
(Editor’s Note<\/strong>: We thank our submitter for keeping this safe for family content. Heh.)<\/em><\/p>\n Our judges send back a note that says “Thanks for the additional information. You made our job way easier today”. They also send back a unanimous decision.<\/p>\n We’ve got ourselves a Parking Jerk of the Day!<\/p>\n We appreciate it when our SouthsideCentral readers go the extra mile and make it easy for the judges.<\/p>\n […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[107],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parking-jerk-of-the-day","odd"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pwqFk-8zK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":26152,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2016\/05\/12\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-51216\/","url_meta":{"origin":32968,"position":0},"title":"Parking Jerk of the Day! 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