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<\/p>\nPeople are evenly divided about the merits of our Parking Jerk of the Day feature category. And by evenly divided, I mean the current count is eleventy billion in favor to six opposed. So of course, we’re going to infuriate those six people even more with a double dose of PJotD today!<\/p>\n
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We’re at Danville’s Mt. Vernon United Methodist Church. Oh boy, this ought to be good.<\/p>\n
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What the hell? Oh, sorry. I forgot I was at a church. What the heck? Let’s walk down there and take a closer reverse angle look.<\/p>\n
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What the heck? See, I caught myself this time. Hey, that’s great advertising for whatever used car lot has Independent Dealer tag #686. Let’s send this one to the judges.<\/p>\n
That didn’t take long. We’ve got ourselves a Church Parking Jerk of the Day! And we’ve got a special message from the judges on this one…<\/p>\n
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That’s the first time I’ve ever agreed with the Westboro Baptist Church.<\/p>\n
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People are evenly divided about the merits of our Parking Jerk of the Day feature category. And by evenly divided, I mean the current count is eleventy billion in favor to six opposed. So of course, we’re going to infuriate those six people even more with a double dose of PJotD today!<\/p>\n
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