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<\/p>\nIf you think our Parking Jerk of the Day feature is stupid and a invasion of privacy, we understand. So, we’re going to upset you twice as much today just because we can. Heh.<\/p>\n
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This one comes from a member of the SouthsideCentral family, which makes it even better.<\/p>\n
We’re at the Centerville Shopping Center in South Boston. Let’s see what we have…<\/p>\n
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While we understand that Roses Express is such an amazing store that people want to get inside as fast as possible, we can’t excuse a fire lane parking violation. No judges needed here, that’s an instant Parking Jerk of the Day.<\/p>\n
But wait, there’s more!<\/p>\n
After our family member’s Roses Express shopping experience was over, she came back outside and found this…<\/p>\n
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What the hell? We’ve got another fire lane violation and this one even has a handicapped license plate! You know the rules. Fire lane violation = Instant Parking Jerk of the Day.<\/p>\n
So what have we learned here today? First, South Boston’s Roses Express is a happening place, baby! Second, it’s a Parking Jerk of the Day magnet. And finally, my sister is damned good at nailing Parking Jerks. That’s another reason that I love her. Heh.<\/p>\n
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