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<\/p>\nEven if you’re over 140 miles from the Southside region, you can’t escape our Parking Jerk watchers.<\/p>\n
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Let’s see what we have today…<\/p>\n
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We recognize that roller coaster in the background. We’re at Carowinds! Let’s analyze what we have today.<\/p>\n
We’re clearly over the line so we’ve established probable cause. We have one giant aggravating factor, and that’s THE PARKING SPACES ARE $10 EACH DAMMIT! Let’s go to the judges.<\/p>\n
It’s unanimous plus the judges impose an extra $10 fee for taking up the second space. They can pay up on the way out.<\/p>\n
Keep those submissions coming!<\/p>\n
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Even if you’re over 140 miles from the Southside region, you can’t escape our Parking Jerk watchers.<\/p>\n
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