{"id":32182,"date":"2016-07-01T16:43:45","date_gmt":"2016-07-01T20:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=32182"},"modified":"2016-07-01T16:43:45","modified_gmt":"2016-07-01T20:43:45","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-day-again-7116","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2016\/07\/01\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-again-7116\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Day! Again! (7\/1\/16)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The SouthsideCentral TipLine has been busy since our City Council Parking Jerk of the Day! Yep, we&#8217;ve got another City Council one that&#8217;s been anonymously sent in. This is getting fun!<\/p>\n<p>The obligatory &#8220;HAHAHAHAHA!&#8221; goes here, of course.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re at the intersection of Mount Cross Road &amp; Piedmont Drive. Let&#8217;s see what we have&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/4GSVWz0.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh my. Just like our last City Council Parking Jerk of the Day, we&#8217;ve got a unmarked spot violation. If he&#8217;d been riding his motorcycle or had parked at his former pawn shop business, we wouldn&#8217;t have had this problem. HAHAHAHAHA!<\/p>\n<p>The judges are unanimous, yet again. And they&#8217;re also laughing like hell. We&#8217;ve got ourselves a Parking Jerk of the Day! Again!<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re having way too much fun with this. 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