{"id":32177,"date":"2016-07-01T16:04:50","date_gmt":"2016-07-01T20:04:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=32177"},"modified":"2016-07-01T16:30:11","modified_gmt":"2016-07-01T20:30:11","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-day-7116","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2016\/07\/01\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-7116\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Day! (7\/1\/16)"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Editor’s Note:<\/strong> In the spirit of fairness, our nominee has told me that a police officer said that his parking was OK. This one is for humor purposes only.)<\/em><\/p>\n

Nobody has immunity when it comes to being a Parking Jerk of the Day. Nobody.<\/p>\n

HAHAHAHAHA!<\/p>\n

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We’re at Danville’s Municipal Building for today’s Danville City Council Organizational meeting. Let’s see what we have found…<\/p>\n

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Oh my. HAHAHAHAHA!<\/p>\n

Even if you’re getting sworn in for a new four-year term on Danville City Council, you could at least take the time to find a parking space instead of just creating your own. I mean, it’s not like City Council members get a Get-Out-Of-Parking-Laws-Free pass when on city business, huh? HAHAHAHAHA!<\/span><\/p>\n

Here’s what the judges have to say on this one: “HAHAHAHAHA!” It’s unanimous! We’ve got ourselves a Danville City Council Parking Jerk of the Day!<\/p>\n

Oh, yeah. HAHAHAHAHA!<\/p>\n

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(Editor’s Note: In the spirit of fairness, our nominee has told me that a police officer said that his parking was OK. This one is for humor purposes only.)<\/p>\n

Nobody has immunity when it comes to being a Parking Jerk of the Day. Nobody.<\/p>\n

HAHAHAHAHA!<\/p>\n

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