{"id":30145,"date":"2016-06-18T15:31:11","date_gmt":"2016-06-18T19:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=30145"},"modified":"2016-06-18T15:31:11","modified_gmt":"2016-06-18T19:31:11","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-day-61816","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2016\/06\/18\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-61816\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Day? (6\/18\/16)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Notice the headline of this article. There&#8217;s a question mark instead of an exclamation point.<\/p>\n<p>This Parking Jerk of the Day article has a plot twist. You&#8217;ve been warned.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s submission is coming to us from the parking lot of <del>Piedmont<\/del> Danville Mall. Let&#8217;s see what we have&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/t4oASf5.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s ignore the big black censor bar for now. We&#8217;ve got a large truck clearly parked in four spaces. That&#8217;s enough to get the Parking Jerk dishonor award, but what&#8217;s the big plot twist behind the black censor bar? Let&#8217;s reveal it!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/uf9NTjj.jpg?resize=600%2C450\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Oh my. We&#8217;ve got a handicapped and a disabled veteran license plate. Does that cancel out the Parking Jerk classification? Will our judges give this driver a break for taking up four spaces with one vehicle?<\/p>\n<p>All three of our judges recuse themselves from voting on this politically correct and sensitive decision. So we&#8217;ve got a No Decision.<\/p>\n<p>That leaves it up to you. Do we have a Parking Jerk of the Day?<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/fr6n5xa.jpg?resize=383%2C287\" width=\"383\" height=\"287\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Notice the headline of this article. There&#8217;s a question mark instead of an exclamation point.<\/p>\n<p>This Parking Jerk of the Day article has a plot twist. 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