Today’s submission isn’t just a photo. We’ve got a narrative that enhances the Parking Jerk experience!<\/p>\n
This one comes in from a SouthsideCentral friend who was at Danville’s Coleman Marketplace. Let’s see what they sent in…<\/p>\n
She even got out and checked out her own parking job, turned, and went into the store! My child even laughed at her!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
With a story like that and a child is laughing at the situation, there’s no need to go to the judges. We’ve got a Parking Jerk of the Day!<\/p>\n
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