{"id":29048,"date":"2016-05-30T15:05:51","date_gmt":"2016-05-30T19:05:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=29048"},"modified":"2016-05-30T15:05:51","modified_gmt":"2016-05-30T19:05:51","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-day-53016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2016\/05\/30\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-53016\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Day! (5\/30\/16)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back-to-back days with Parking Jerk submissions from our readers? Why not? Bonus points if you can guess where the photo was taken. Yeah. You guessed right.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s back to Danville&#8217;s Walmart for this one.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/LXDQRdl.jpg?resize=640%2C640\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re getting mixed signals from the judges on this one. 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