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<\/p>\nThere are plenty of parking spaces available if you want to go to the Danville Science Center. But that doesn’t stop a Parking Jerk!<\/p>\n
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Let’s see what I saw on my journeys today.<\/p>\n
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Oh my. They thought they could get away with this by parking in the hidden area beside the train station, but you can’t escape from SouthsideCentral!<\/p>\n
Let’s analyze this situation. Big gas-guzzling vehicle. Taking up two handicapped parking spaces and blocking the access ramp. Taking up lots of space in the maneuvering area of the parking lot.<\/p>\n
I’m not even going to the judges on this one. This one is an instant winner!<\/p>\n
We’ve got a Parking Jerk of the Day!<\/p>\n
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There are plenty of parking spaces available if you want to go to the Danville Science Center. But that doesn’t stop a Parking Jerk!<\/p>\n
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