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<\/p>\nMy mother always pronounced it “EYE-talian” and that was quite irritating to the ears. Anyway, there’s an Italian flavor in today’s Parking Jerk of the Day.<\/p>\n
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This submission came in from Danville’s Riverside Shopping Center. Let’s see what we have.<\/p>\n
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Let’s see what we have here. Clearly over the lines. Probably making the other parking space unusable. But the most serious offense they Parking Jerk is charged with? Taking up precious parking near Joe & Mimma’s, dammit!<\/p>\n
The judges also like the best EYE-talian food in Danville. It’s unanimous!<\/p>\n
We have a Parking Jerk of the Day!<\/p>\n
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My mother always pronounced it “EYE-talian” and that was quite irritating to the ears. Anyway, there’s an Italian flavor in today’s Parking Jerk of the Day.<\/p>\n
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