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<\/p>\nWe’ve got more Parking Jerks of the Day than we can use right now, but don’t let that stop you from sending them in. We’ll get to as many as possible!<\/p>\n
Today, it looks like we’re heading out to the east side of Danville. The judges are ready.<\/p>\n
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I recognize this scenery! Our anonymous submitter has got to be at Cane Creek Shopping Center.<\/p>\n
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One, two, three, FOUR parking spaces for this nominee. The judges are unanimous on this one.<\/p>\n
We’ve got a Parking Jerk of the Day!<\/p>\n
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We’ve got more Parking Jerks of the Day than we can use right now, but don’t let that stop you from sending them in. We’ll get to as many as possible!<\/p>\n
Today, it looks like we’re heading out to the east side of Danville. The judges are ready.<\/p>\n
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