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Well, now. I have to get a closer look to see if I’ve got a on-street Parking Jerk…<\/p>\n
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Let’s see what we have here. It’s clearly out of the legal parking area, so it’s an automatic Parking Jerk of the Day on legal grounds!<\/p>\n
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!<\/strong><\/h3>\nI come back by the area after making my stop and…<\/p>\n
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Bwahahahaha! Not only are they a Parking Jerk of the Day, it’s going to cost them $10 for the privilege!<\/p>\n
Keep those submissions coming!<\/p>\n
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If SouthsideCentral was a scourge of the internet clickbait site, our teaser line would be…<\/p>\n
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!<\/p>\n
…but we’d never do that to our readers. Heh.<\/p>\n
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