{"id":17386,"date":"2016-03-19T18:39:01","date_gmt":"2016-03-19T22:39:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=17386"},"modified":"2016-03-19T18:40:30","modified_gmt":"2016-03-19T22:40:30","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-day-31916","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2016\/03\/19\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-31916\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Day! (3\/19\/16)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Although <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/southsidenewsandviews\/\" target=\"_blank\">the Southside News &amp; Views Facebook page<\/a> is not part of the official SouthsideCentral brand, I am the administrator of the page and get article ideas &amp; submissions from it. That&#8217;s where today&#8217;s Parking Jerk of the Day dishonoree comes from.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s take a look at what was sent in.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re in Danville today, but I&#8217;m not quite sure where. That doesn&#8217;t matter though.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/nrBpB7R.jpg?resize=526%2C526\" alt=\"\" width=\"526\" height=\"526\" \/><\/p>\n<p>One of the Southside News &amp; Views commenters said&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\"><span class=\"UFICommentBody\">They should be careful leaving their window open. Someone might accidentally spill their soda inside.<\/span><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;ll just leave that there. Heh. Let&#8217;s look at the award criteria.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re in a wheelchair, forget it! You&#8217;re not getting up the ramp after this jerk did a lousy job of parking. Once again, the judges have reached a unanimous decision.<\/p>\n<p>We have a Parking Jerk of the Day! Keep those submissions coming, folks.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/fr6n5xa.jpg?resize=383%2C287\" alt=\"\" width=\"383\" height=\"287\" \/><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Although the Southside News &amp; Views Facebook page is not part of the official SouthsideCentral brand, I am the administrator of the page and get article ideas &amp; submissions from it. 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