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<\/p>\nAs the SouthsideCentral reader said when they sent this photo in… “For old times sake”. It’s been a long while since we’ve had a Parking Jerk of the Day. Let’s go have some fun.<\/p>\n
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This submission is from the strip center across from Walmart on Mt. Cross Road. I know the center has a name, but I can’t remember it offhand. Anyway, let’s look at the evidence.<\/p>\n
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Our readers make it so easy that we really don’t have to go to the judges. At least a foot over the line and front tires still angled so that you can see that the person didn’t even try to make amends for their lousy parking job.<\/p>\n
Yep. It’s official. We’ve got a Parking Jerk of the Day!<\/p>\n
If you see a potential Parking Jerk nominee, snap a photo and send it in to SouthsideCentral!<\/p>\n
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As the SouthsideCentral reader said when they sent this photo in… “For old times sake”. It’s been a long while since we’ve had a Parking Jerk of the Day. Let’s go have some fun.<\/p>\n
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