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<\/p>\nIt’s only January 3rd, but we’ve got candidate for Parking Jerks of the Year already. And you might notice that we’re using the plural form of the word “Jerk”. That’s right, we’ve got two for the price of one!<\/p>\n
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We’re heading over to Reidsville, NC for this one. Our submitter found these excellent examples at Walmart. Yeah, we could have guessed the location too. Let’s see what we have…<\/p>\n
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We’ve got one handicapped parking space that’s marked off for an accessible van to use it. There’s plenty of room striped off so that a wheelchair user would have plenty of space to maneuver. But lookie! Neither of our Parking Jerks are vans. Let’s get a closer look…<\/p>\n
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Contestant #1 just decided to drive right through the striped-off area and make their own handicapped parking place. As you can see, they didn’t feel the need to position their vehicle into the marked off space. Sheesh. Let’s move to our second player…<\/p>\n
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Contestant #2 just didn’t give a damn and made their own parking place because they could.<\/p>\n
We don’t even need to consult with the judges on this one. We’ve got TWO Parking Jerks of the Day… and possibly of the year!<\/p>\n
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It’s only January 3rd, but we’ve got candidate for Parking Jerks of the Year already. And you might notice that we’re using the plural form of the word “Jerk”. That’s right, we’ve got two for the price of one!<\/p>\n
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