{"id":14329,"date":"2015-10-27T00:33:16","date_gmt":"2015-10-27T04:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=14329"},"modified":"2015-10-27T00:33:16","modified_gmt":"2015-10-27T04:33:16","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-day-102715","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2015\/10\/27\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-102715\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Day! (10\/27\/15)"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s late at night and one of our terrific SouthsideCentral readers was at Danville’s Market Square shopping center. The parking lot was almost empty. I think you know what’s coming next.<\/p>\n

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We’ve set the scene. Empty parking lot. Plenty of parking spaces to choose from. Let’s see what we have…<\/p>\n

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That’s three parking spaces. That’s also the parking lot vacuum cleaner machine heading on a collision course with our honoree. We could only hope for that, folks.<\/p>\n

Yep, we’re got ourselves a Parking Jerk of the Day here. Keep them coming in!<\/p>\n

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It’s late at night and one of our terrific SouthsideCentral readers was at Danville’s Market Square shopping center. The parking lot was almost empty. I think you know what’s coming next.<\/p>\n

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