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It doesn’t look like anybody is inside, but then does it ever? There are some signs at the door. Let’s go check them out.<\/p><\/div>\n
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Look at that. This Well damn. With a dress code like that, no wonder the parking lot stayed empty. Don’t wear your bathing suits to restaurants, kids. Let’s take a look at the big yellow sign that’s packing taped to the door.<\/p><\/div>\n That answers the question. They didn’t pay their rent. Now don’t you think about going inside this building! You’ll be considered a trespasser and prosecuted to the full extent of the law! I’d never think about going in that building anyway…<\/p><\/div>\n …except that the front doors have no lock on them and can be pulled wide open. Seriously. Just like that. Fun Fact: I did call the police department and let them know that the building was unsecured.<\/p><\/div>\n Happy Trails, Miyako… or New Miyako! You’ll be missed. By somebody. Maybe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Danville’s least popular restaurant has closed. Say it with me… “Wow. 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I have to laugh at the Sunday lunch hours. 2:59 PM, buddy. Not 3:00 PM.<\/p><\/div>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/LaqAIlw.jpg?resize=640%2C480\")
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