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<\/p>\nYou post ’em, I’ll roast ’em. Let’s Funky Chicken!<\/p>\n
This one just came in less than an hour ago, folks.<\/p>\n
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We’re heading to South Boston for this one.<\/p>\n
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Empty parking lot. Multiple parking spaces. This is an easy award to give out.<\/p>\n
We’ve got a Parking Jerk here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
You post ’em, I’ll roast ’em. Let’s Funky Chicken!<\/p>\n
This one just came in less than an hour ago, folks.<\/p>\n
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