{"id":13355,"date":"2015-07-13T01:27:16","date_gmt":"2015-07-13T05:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=13355"},"modified":"2015-07-13T01:27:16","modified_gmt":"2015-07-13T05:27:16","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-day-71315","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2015\/07\/13\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-71315\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Day! (7\/13\/15)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s go to Danville Mall for today&#8217;s edition.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>If you run across anything that could be remotely considered, send it to southsidecentral AT southsidecentral DOT com. We love to get submissions.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s see what we have today&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/faFiGVf.jpg?resize=599%2C799\" alt=\"\" width=\"599\" height=\"799\" \/><\/p>\n<p>One other car in the entire parking lot, yet decides to park directly in the main entrance road. This is an easy one, folks. 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(4\/25\/16)","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"April 25, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"It's the last full week of campaigning for Danville City Council elections, so let's take a breather from that action. Let's point & laugh at a Parking Jerk of the Day! This one comes in from an anonymous submission, with the only words saying \"Danville\". 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