{"id":12717,"date":"2015-05-17T14:37:21","date_gmt":"2015-05-17T18:37:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=12717"},"modified":"2015-05-17T14:37:21","modified_gmt":"2015-05-17T18:37:21","slug":"quickhits-51715","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2015\/05\/17\/quickhits-51715\/","title":{"rendered":"QuickHits! (5\/17\/15)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sunday is the famous QuickHits! day on SouthsideCentral. Let&#8217;s take a look at some stories that have caught my eye this past week.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>If there are QuickHits!, there&#8217;s a Big Board!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.martinsvillebulletin.com\/article.cfm?ID=46608\" target=\"_blank\">Remain calm. All is well. The bear foot found in Martinsville has been conclusively determined to be a bear foot and not a human foot<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefranklinnewspost.com\/article.cfm?ID=29940\" target=\"_blank\">Is that a gun in your pocket or did you just shoot somebody dead? Hey, it&#8217;s both!<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chathamstartribune.com\/news\/article_13bb5fea-f902-11e4-9bb0-036b9da015f6.html\" target=\"_blank\">Westwood Middle School&#8217;s principal is quitting and taking an assistant principal job at Kentuck Elementary School. Wha?<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.altavistajournal.com\/news\/article_2530eeb8-f982-11e4-80db-a72a257bf27a.html\" target=\"_blank\">It&#8217;s not nice to hit the school bus driver.<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sovanow.com\/index.php?\/news\/article\/hell_on_wheels\/\" target=\"_blank\">Oh Noes! The Hell&#8217;s Angels are coming to Clarksville this summer!<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thetimesnews.com\/news\/top-news\/alamance-county-residents-sad-to-find-chili-discontinued-1.479052?tc=cr\" target=\"_blank\">Oh Noes (again)! Texas Pete chili sauce has been discontinued.<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>No more Texas Pete chili sauce (notice that the manufacturer had to use the word &#8220;sauce&#8221; because it didn&#8217;t meet the official definition of chili)? Thanks, Vogler.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s our QuickHits! for today. 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