{"id":11791,"date":"2015-01-18T10:00:44","date_gmt":"2015-01-18T15:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=11791"},"modified":"2015-01-18T14:49:29","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T19:49:29","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-day-1182015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2015\/01\/18\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-1182015\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Day! (1\/18\/2015)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This Parking Jerk is looking out for #1.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s go to Downtown Danville for this one&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/EhW4aWG.jpg?resize=478%2C480\" alt=\"\" width=\"478\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve got to be important when you take up two reserved parking spaces. This Parking Jerk may think they&#8217;re #1, but they&#8217;re smelling like #2 to me. 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