{"id":11693,"date":"2015-01-04T21:44:46","date_gmt":"2015-01-05T02:44:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=11693"},"modified":"2015-01-04T21:44:46","modified_gmt":"2015-01-05T02:44:46","slug":"leonardwatch-you-cant-teach-him-anything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2015\/01\/04\/leonardwatch-you-cant-teach-him-anything\/","title":{"rendered":"LeonardWatch: You can’t teach him anything."},"content":{"rendered":"

Our favorite POOFster BEGONEs someone just because they pointed out that he is stupid and gullible.<\/p>\n

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I’m sure everybody has seen this (or some version of it) from one of their Facebook friends…<\/p>\n

Due to the fact that Facebook has chosen to involve software that will allow the theft of my personal information, I state: at this date of January 4, 2015, in response to the new guidelines of Facebook, pursuant to articles L.111, 112 and 113 of the code of intellectual property, I declare that my rights are attached to all my personal data drawings, paintings, photos, video, texts etc. published on my profile and my page. For commercial use of the foregoing my written consent is required at all times.<\/p>\n

Those who read this text can do a copy\/paste on their Facebook wall. This will allow them to place themselves under the protection of copyright. By this statement, I tell Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, broadcast, or take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and or its content. The actions mentioned above also apply to employees, students, agents and or other personnel under the direction of Facebook.<\/p>\n

The content of my profile contains private information. The violation of my privacy is punishable by law (UCC 1-308 1-308 1-103 and the Rome Statute). Facebook is now an open capital entity. All members are invited to publish a notice of this kind, or if they prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you have not published this statement at least once, you tacitly allow the use of elements such as your photos as well as the information contained in the profile update.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If one of your friends published that thinking it really has any legal significance or standing at all, your friend is an idiot. It’s total horsecrap and you can read why here<\/a>. You guessed it, folks…<\/p>\n

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This could be a time where I’d turn on the red neon WRONG sign. Unfortunately, it broke due to the amount of WRONGness in that. However, Leonard saw it on CHANNEL 13 so we all know it’s got to be true. Anyway, GOD BLESS.<\/p>\n

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I wish the red neon WRONG sign was working. What those paragraphs of mumbo-jumbo horsecrap BASICalLY states is crap about an “intellectual property code” that doesn’t even exist. Anyway, he’s logically correct here. If he had to hire an administrative staff, his\u00a0 Corporate Scooter Fleet costs would skyrocket. Or he could hire a chimpanzee instead. The chimpanzee would quickly figure out that the Uniform Commercial Code has nothing to do with Facebook.<\/p>\n

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Let me think about that. No. No, it wouldn’t be a bummer at all. Won’t somebody tell Leonard the truth?<\/p>\n

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Oh my. This person is using rational and logical thinking to show that Leonard is neither rational nor logical. I know where this is going.<\/p>\n

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And that was the last we heard out of the person who tried to help. Leonard POOFed them. Of course, Leonard deleted all of what you see above so that nobody could figure out that somebody told him that he was full of horsecrap. That’s today’s LeonardWatch, folks.<\/p>\n

By the way, Leonard still hasn’t sued me yet like HE YELLED THAT HE WOULD<\/a>. Heh. We’ve got more coming up on SouthsideCentral!<\/p>\n

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Our favorite POOFster BEGONEs someone just because they pointed out that he is stupid and gullible.<\/p>\n

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I checked in with mall management and the Danville Police Department.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "LeonardWatch"","block_context":{"text":"LeonardWatch","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/featurescentral\/leonardwatch\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/rHlsj1h.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11693"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11694,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11693\/revisions\/11694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}