{"id":11668,"date":"2014-12-29T15:04:27","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T20:04:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=11668"},"modified":"2014-12-29T15:04:27","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T20:04:27","slug":"rottenreporting-machine-machines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/12\/29\/rottenreporting-machine-machines\/","title":{"rendered":"RottenReporting: Machine Machines"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Department of Redundancy Department is on Line 2.<\/p>\n

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Most people have glaring English mistakes that just grate on their nerves. For some people it’s your\/you’re or to\/too\/two. Here’s mine.<\/p>\n

Retiring CEO saw bank through \u2018major\u2019 success, growth<\/a><\/h4>\n

(Register & Bee article, paywall may apply unless you break through)<\/p>\n

Presented for your disapproval…<\/p>\n

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At least she didn’t write “PIN number” along with Automated Teller Machine machines.<\/p>\n

EDIT!!!!!!<\/p>\n

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The Department of Redundancy Department is on Line 2.<\/p>\n

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