{"id":11658,"date":"2014-12-27T23:54:07","date_gmt":"2014-12-28T04:54:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=11658"},"modified":"2014-12-27T23:54:07","modified_gmt":"2014-12-28T04:54:07","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-day-12272014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/12\/27\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-12272014\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Day! (12\/27\/2014)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s better than getting the first parking space closest to the store?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Getting the TWO parking places closest to the store.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/5Pa5Iez.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Jerk.<\/p>\n<p>Keep those submissions coming!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/mKTWDVu.jpg?resize=400%2C400\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s better than getting the first parking space closest to the store?<\/p>\n<p> <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[107],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parking-jerk-of-the-day","odd"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pwqFk-322","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":33648,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2016\/08\/04\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-8416\/","url_meta":{"origin":11658,"position":0},"title":"Parking Jerk of the Day! 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