{"id":11114,"date":"2014-11-11T01:35:42","date_gmt":"2014-11-11T06:35:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=11114"},"modified":"2014-11-11T03:03:49","modified_gmt":"2014-11-11T08:03:49","slug":"tanks-for-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/11\/11\/tanks-for-nothing\/","title":{"rendered":"Tanks (For Nothing!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you haven&#8217;t seen a trend from the AAF Tank Museum, you&#8217;re not looking very carefully.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a surprise for you. <a title=\"UPDATED: Happy Trails, AAF Tank Museum!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/06\/11\/happy-trails-aaf-tank-museum\/\" target=\"_blank\">Even though the AAF Tank Museum said that they&#8217;re packing their stuff and heading out of Danville<\/a>, that&#8217;s not going to happen.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"\u201cI\u2019ll tell you where you can put your tanks, buddy.\u201d\" href=\"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/06\/13\/ill-tell-you-where-you-can-put-your-tanks-buddy\/\" target=\"_blank\">We told you more about the Tank Museum before, too<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Well, well. One of our awesome SouthsideCentral readers tipped us off on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsdemocrat.com\/article\/20141020\/news\/310209949\/\" target=\"_blank\">why the proposed move just hasn&#8217;t quite happened yet<\/a>. Well lookie there, that&#8217;s 10,000,000 reasons that the move fell through. No matter what the Tank Museum&#8217;s representatives say, I&#8217;ll telling you that move to Ohio is deader than disco. But wait, it gets better!<\/p>\n<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/www.godanriver.com\/news\/pittsylvania_county\/tank-museum-battle-to-move-out-or-stay\/article_76659410-6548-11e4-baaf-0017a43b2370.html\" target=\"_blank\">Tank museum battle: To move out or stay?<\/a><\/h4>\n<p>(Register &amp; Bee article, paywall may apply unless you break through it)<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t believe what I&#8217;m seeing. Pittsylvania County &amp; Danville are splitting the bill for a $6,000+ study on a &#8220;How To Make Your Museum Better&#8221; study? I&#8217;m having a hard time trying to think of a bigger waste of money, folks. Anyway, the study proposal passed the Pittsylvania County Board of Supervisors last week, so Danville will kick in their half. Lovely.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, Tank Museum. You&#8217;ve now got Danville &amp; Pittsylvania County spending money on your behalf on a study to teach you what you should have figured out a long time ago. You know, things like &#8220;Getting involved with the community&#8221; or &#8220;Advertising&#8221;? Maybe &#8220;Lowering your admission costs&#8221; or &#8220;Doing events to salute the local veterans&#8221;? How about &#8220;Being grateful for any help that you can get?&#8221; or a simple &#8220;Being friendly&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>So after all that, what do the owners say (through their spokesperson son, of course)?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Gasser said the study\u2019s results will not have an impact whether the museum will stay in Danville.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Stay Classy, Tank Museum. After a &#8220;screw you&#8221; line like that from them, here&#8217;s an idea for Danville City Council. Yank the funding for this study. Make a statement that Danville is glad to provide help like this only for businesses that have a good working attitude towards the Danville region. Pittsylvania County Board of Supervisors, you can do the same thing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8644\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/05\/13\/breakdown-danville-school-board-election\/sclogo\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg?fit=120%2C120&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"120,120\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"sclogo\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg?fit=120%2C120&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8644\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg?resize=120%2C120\" alt=\"sclogo\" width=\"120\" height=\"120\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you haven&#8217;t seen a trend from the AAF Tank Museum, you&#8217;re not looking very carefully.<\/p>\n<p> [&#8230;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,58,20,22,26,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-businesscentral","category-danville","category-newscentral","category-opinioncentral","category-pittsylvania-county","category-politicscentral","odd"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pwqFk-2Tg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":8867,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/06\/11\/happy-trails-aaf-tank-museum\/","url_meta":{"origin":11114,"position":0},"title":"UPDATED: Happy Trails, AAF Tank Museum!","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"June 11, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"It's official. You'll soon be able to call the building the old Disston plant again. William & Karen Gasser moved all of their tanks and war memorabilia to Danville in 1999. They're moving it to West Liberty, Ohio. Tank Museum To Relocate Locally I went to the AAF Tank Museum\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;BusinessCentral&quot;","block_context":{"text":"BusinessCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/businesscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"sclogo","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":51030,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2016\/11\/01\/thumbs-11116\/","url_meta":{"origin":11114,"position":1},"title":"Thumbs! (11\/1\/16)","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"November 1, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"SouthsideCentral is back, baby! (Well, we hope so at least.) We've worked out a new schedule to get articles written and we'll see how good it goes over the next few weeks. Let's kick it off with some Thumbs! Are they UP? Or are they DOWN?\u00a0 Let's find out... Thumbs!\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Thumbs!&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Thumbs!","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/featurescentral\/thumbs\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/7aTEWad.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":8885,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/06\/13\/ill-tell-you-where-you-can-put-your-tanks-buddy\/","url_meta":{"origin":11114,"position":2},"title":"&#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you where you can put your tanks, buddy.&#8221;","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"June 13, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"For a \"public relations officer\", this guy needs to learn about public relations. SouthsideCentral was the first to confirm that the AAF Tank Museum was leaving (yes, that's a shameless plug!), but it doesn't look like the owners were happy with the Southside region. Tank museum leaving Blairs First, let's\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;BusinessCentral&quot;","block_context":{"text":"BusinessCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/businesscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"sclogo","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":6463,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/02\/24\/tank-museum-terrors\/","url_meta":{"origin":11114,"position":3},"title":"Tank Museum Terrors!","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"February 24, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"There are so many ways to look at this story, but we're going to stick with the hilarious & mocking ones. Tank Museum evacuated after man leaves suspicious case So that happened. I want to think that the over-reacting was justified in some way, but then I realize that the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Danville&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Danville","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/danville\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":8880,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/06\/13\/randomthoughts-6132014\/","url_meta":{"origin":11114,"position":4},"title":"RandomThoughts! (6\/13\/2014)","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"June 13, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Friday morning! Weekend's almost here! Lots of exclamation points! RandomThoughts! Big Board! 90% of the people I've talked to never went to the AAF Tank Museum. Did they even attempt to market to locals? For the first time in 15 years, I'm not going to the Virginia Cantaloupe Festival. 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