{"id":10935,"date":"2014-11-02T00:14:33","date_gmt":"2014-11-02T04:14:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=10935"},"modified":"2014-11-02T00:14:33","modified_gmt":"2014-11-02T04:14:33","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-day-1122014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/11\/02\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-1122014\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Day! (11\/2\/2014)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re heading to South Boston for today&#8217;s Parking Jerk.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s see what our Roving Reporters have found today&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/p6HPCoA.jpg?resize=640%2C478\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"478\" \/><\/p>\n<p>All right, let&#8217;s analyze this one. Badly parked. Parked in a striped area. Points for a handicapped parking space. Bonus points for combining the striped area AND the handicapped parking place. To top it off, we&#8217;ve got a handicapped parking placard displayed.<\/p>\n<p>I think the results are clear. 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